Chicken Teriyaki Bowl #7

Torn from CNN headlines:

Sex cult leader’s release terms spark outrage - I got nuthin’ here, but I just love this headline.

Xbox nailed to tree as punishment - I’ve heard that there are lots of problems with Xbox’s, but to punish one so severely just doesn’t seem right.

FDA: Controversial chemical in plastics is safe - That should reassure the plastic-eating public.

Texas district will let teachers carry guns - Geez, I went to school where we just got detention when we did something wrong.

Still-squirmy scorpions served on stick - OK, I’m going to revise my personal belief that anything on a stick has got to be delicious.