Aug 16
Torn from CNN headlines:
Sex cult leader’s release terms spark outrage – I got nuthin’ here, but I just love this headline.
Xbox nailed to tree as punishment – I’ve heard that there are lots of problems with Xbox’s, but to punish one so severely just doesn’t seem right.
FDA: Controversial chemical in plastics is safe – That should reassure the plastic-eating public.
Texas district will let teachers carry guns – Geez, I went to school where we just got detention when we did something wrong.
Still-squirmy scorpions served on stick – OK, I’m going to revise my personal belief that anything on a stick has got to be delicious.
