| Ripped from CNN News Headlines:
Family road trip survival strategies – only one all-purpose tool needed: duct tape.
Electric bikes fly off racks worldwide – So that’s what hit me on the head…
Dyslexic doctor has performed 40 executions – Well, he obviously can’t read the Hippocratic Oath: Never to do deliberate harm to anyone for anyone else’s interest.
Clinton supporters will be heard at convention – And heard, and heard, and heard, blah, blah, blah….
Bush warns Russia over Georgia ‘bullying’ – in other news: Pot calls Kettle black…