Chicken Teriyaki Bowl #7

My dog, Roxie, is a slow starter in the morning.  I’ll ask her if she wants to go outside and she’ll sit down and avoid looking at me, which is her way of saying “No”.  However, if I jump up and down, act excited, and let my voice go up a couple of octaves while saying “Ooh, let’s go outside!  We want to go outside, don’t we?” like some kind of maniac, Roxie will be so excited to go outside she can barely stand herself.

I feel like I’m the dog and the Presidential candidates are trying to get me to go outside.

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