“…But the moon is more that just a big globe in the sky.” No, really!?
“The truth is, the moon has been slowly slipping away from us.” Don’t leave me, moon! We can make this work!
“But scientists say there’s no cause for panic.” The evening news says otherwise…
“You’ll be amazed where a pen can take you!” Didn’t Spitzer pay cash?
“You can’t see sludge coming!” You didn’t notice that big bucket above your car?
“More than 1 million people have made the call!” If you don’t, you’re an idiot!
“A sinister way of life…and no end in sight.” A documentary on programmers?
“When only red or orange light reaches the lunar surface, the moon appears red.” What, not blue or fuschia?
Footer overlay on program: “Own the universe on DVD.” Wow, what a deal!
“We’re forever tied to our neighbor, but we know so little about our dependence.” Sounds like the plot of an Ann Rule true-crime book